Drug testers make home visit

I need to tell the drug agency where I will be for at least one hour every day.  The forms are submitted three months in advance, so it’s easiest to say I’ll be at home early in the morning.  There is a down side though.  At 7.00am the other day, (while I was thinking I should get up), my husband answered an officious knock at the door.  Hearing ‘Is this the residence of Donna MacFarlane?’ made me jump out of bed pretty quickly.  Throwing on track pants and still a bit dazed, I walked in to see three ASADA officials in my lounge room.  Marty was also there in his dressing gown, asking if anyone would like tea or coffee.  Odd.  I wished I had tidied up a bit more before I went to bed.  I cleared the dining table to make room for all the paperwork and ‘accessories.’  At 7.10am I was having a blood test.  Then I had to give a urine sample in my bathroom.  The kids were awake by then and a bit alarmed at the strangers in our house.  I usually get nervous pouring the sample into the two narrow glass bottles- but when it’s over my own dining table the stakes are higher!  Marty raised  a slight eyebrow but future dinner guests need not fear…all done without spilling a drop.

Donna